Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Gayest Thing

I was at Publix, and I saw this really buff guy in a tight silk shirt. He had a really expensive looking haircut, nice sunglasses, a fake tan, and his hair bounced slightly as he walked.

While he walked past me and down the aisle, he also passed a fucking sailor----white hat, bell bottoms, and all! right there at Publix!---who was cartoonishly chewing gum with his mouth open. The sailor looked him up and down for a few seconds with what appeared to be a mixture of disgust and desire, before shaking his head and dismissing the attractive, overly manicured man.



Back to finishing finals!

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